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RE: LULU THE JERK.

You know something? Malfoy's right. The rest of us are just as capable of pushing someone down the stairs as one with a green and silver tie is. But you see, he forgot one tiny detail. We don't. Just because someone can do something doesn't mean they should. No. Not all those of the green and silver variety are pushing little girls down stairs or killing cats or being general pompous arses, but the fact of the matter is almost all of them are. More harm than good really. I am also not suggesting that we of the yellow and black (as I can't speak for the other houses) are perfect angels. Far from it. But as a whole, we're far more productive members of society than green and silver snobs.

I digress. The point I'm trying to make is something that our dearest Lulu seemed to forget in one of his many holier-than-thou moments.
We of the yellow and black variety do not start fights. We finish them.
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Hm...it's raining. I think I'm gonna curl up in a window seat somewhere and read. That's all rainy days are good for anyway.

How is everyone? Have I missed out on anything lately?
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For anyone who was wondering, I'll be back at school tomorrow night. Everything has been worked out, and I'm fine. Sorry if I worried anyone.
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If the younger years in this common room don't learn to shut their mouths, they're getting pencils in their ears. Thought I'd throw that out there.
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Anyone want to help me attack a poltergeist? Because I don't know how much longer I can stand this. We residents of Hogwarts must ban together to stop this monstrosity. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother! Or something.

Really though, can someone just shut him up? I have Potions homework to do.
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So. Back in the day, (Which was a Monday, by the way. Just a tidbit of knowledge for you.) I was walking down the hallway and I heard all this noise coming from one room. And I knew what Flitwick was talking about! They must have been fighting doxies. It was a doxy WAR! Let me tell you.

WELL, whoever was in this room really needs to learn to keep it down unless they want others to be suspicious of the goings on. Just saying.
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Would you believe that, if Quirrel hadn't said something, I wouldn't have even realized it was February? Yes, I am that pathetic and I've been spending a ridiculous amount of time studying. And yes, I do need to get out of here and do something before I go mad, thank you for asking. Is there a Hogsmeade weekend coming up for Valentine's day?

Normally there would be something cynical here about how this is a Saint's day, and we're celebrating the death of a man who performed marriage ceremonies when the law forbid it, and that it's really just a catholic holiday that the card and candy companies use to capitalize on the dreams of young girls. You know, SOMETHING along those lines. But Valentine's Day doesn't bother me that much this year. I wonder why, right?

Erm...I think that's all I had to say, honestly. Well, take care, dress warm, brush your teeth, don't let the bed bugs bite and all that jazz.